There was an old woman from Dover,
Who bought a woolly pullover,
It was so very cold,
Her possessions she sold,
To buy that warm woolly pullover.

Kevin & Bart

Why? Why? Why?
Why am I alive? Well why?
Because the mother was sad
The cat was mad
Nobody knows why!

Robert & Darren .

Daisy is a lazy cow,
She is grazing near a plough,
Then she walked away,
Over to a bale of hay,
Where she knocked her head off a plough.

Danny & Richard.

There was a man named Mike,
He had an old bike,
The brakes were broke,
With broken spokes,
He went down the hill and fell in the dike.

Daniel and Danny

There was a man from Derry,
And he was quite merry,
He was not into bats,
But he liked cats,
He was on a ferry to visit Kerry.

John Ryan & John Scanlan

My lucky number is seven,
It’s a number taken from heaven,
I don’t like three or four,
They go right out the door,
When I think of a number like seven.

John Ryan, John Scanlan, Bart, & Kevin

Eating a big chocolate bun,
In the really hot sun,
I don’t like that cherry on top,
I throw it and it hits the cop,
Oh, what a great day in the sun.

Rory & Nicky

There was a man from Down,
Who lived in a town,
He went to Cork,
To buy a fork,
And ended up buying the whole town.

Billy Allen & John McAuliffe

There was a fellow,
Who was very shallow,
He wanted a house,
With only one mouse
And ended up marrying another fellow.

Billy Allen & John McAuliffe

A person from Kerry,
Lost a car on a ferry,
He was very mad,
As well as sad,
The ferry was on the way to Derry.

Brian, David, Joseph & Billy H.

A boy named Jim, fell into a bin,
Nearly got bit by a pig in a tin,
Escaped by the hair on his chiny chin chin,
The pig came again, Jim got into a spin,
And never fell into a bin again.

Hugh & Jerry

A man in a tree,
Went for a pee in the sea,
It blew in his face,
He looked a disgrace,
He fell off a tree into the sea.

Jimmy , Jerry & Daniel

There was an old man who lived in a can,
He met a very big gang,
They beat him up,
Stole his cup,
And that was the end of the man.

Robert & Darren